Brontë Recoilections (A Memorabilious Attack)

Bling-less sybaritic sibling’s gutting, grating, greeting :

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Wind Turbines Wound (Pre)Turb(ed) (B)an(ner(s)) Up

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Wind Turbines high upon the hill,
They’re turning you against yourselves,
You claim Brontës,
Would not want these,
But you’ve never met them,
So let them alone.

‘phone the Press,
Detail your distress,
Sup on your over-priced cream teas.

Still searchin’ for lost victories,
Quote and then be smote,
They’re not the words YOU wrote.

“Publish and be damned !”

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Ho(u)riDJINNal stirumberlings from “Moon River” by Mr. Henry Mancini.

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Broadcast Brontë Banned !

Yorkshire Sneers at Auctioneers

William Callous Wilson Commemorative Plate
“Please Sir, Can I Have Some Moors ?”

Wilson Commemorative Plate
“Please Sir, Can I Have Some Moors ?”

Lot : 18W0T1CUD

Indicative of the finest workmanship, this charming early-twenties rendering of the
renowned nineteenth century northern purveyor of diatribes and discipline, is one of
only two surviving instances of the pioneering Kuttenpazt style.

Notorious, in later “Life“, as the ~ Culprit in the Pulpit ~ , the Neverend Willsoon, erstwhile
alleged Satanist, possible botanist and proven flaybottomist is arguably best remembered
as the proudly portly, simpering, simmering Simeon Smockleburst in “Ain’ There” - Cur
Rebel’s stirring tale of ferish fetishes, incendiary service and wild(-child) abandonment.

Featured here in wassocky cassock ; and much mirth.

Opening bids expected in the region of Bayswater, however multiple fivers and
“favours” will be accepted from N.E. Biddy.

4th May 199(b)9

Teletubbies Tells Tabby…

…PBB’s “CBeebies” viewing has ceased to wane and increased “Again ! Again !”.

Death of Mary Bell

Death of Martha Brown

Death of John Nunn

“The Life of Charlotte Brontë” Re-Printed

“The Life of Charlotte Brontë” Re-Printed